mIce Weasels

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Around March my car started running rather roughly – then it stopped running altogether. Since I’ve been jetting around to conferences I wasn’t able to get it looked at until today. Apparently the culprit was not any mechanical failure caused by deferred maintenance. No. instead:
Mice.
Chewing on my wires.
Apparently the voracious bastards chewed through the wires connecting the engine to the onboard computer. I know the first thing to do whenever you’re having PC problems is “check the cables.” Now I really wished I had called Click’n'Clack.
Anyone have an outside cat I can borrow?